Heading down allotment working me vegetables
I’m not a cannibal, I like to grow vegetables
Carrots and potatoes and other kinds of vegetables
I like to see how big they grow grow grow grow grow grow grow grow

Peppers and courgettes I’ve been told are not vegetables
There’s some confusion to what constitutes a vegetable
If it’s got seeds it’s a fruit and not a vegetable
I like to see how big they grow grow grow grow grow grow grow grow

When I’m not digging it I just wanna relax
I’m kicking back chillin’ out in me vegetable patch

When I’m not raking then I just wanna relax
I’m kicking back chillin’ out in me vegetable patch

When I’m not watering I just wanna relax
I’m kicking back chillin’ out in me vegetable patch

When I’m not weeding then I just wanna relax
I’m kicking back chillin’ out with me vegetables

Heading down allotment working me vegetables
It’s not a criminal offence to grow vegetables
Fella next to me grew some weeds instead of vegetables
I like to see how big they grow grow grow grow grow grow grow grow

Regulations state you can only grow vegetables
Best avoid the politics and stick to growing vegetables
Wouldn’t mind some chickens but they’d have to look like vegetables
I like to see how big they grow grow grow grow grow grow grow grow

When I’m not digging it I just wanna relax
I’m kicking back chillin’ out in me vegetable patch

When I’m not raking then I just wanna relax
I’m kicking back chillin’ out in me vegetable patch

When I’m not watering I just wanna relax
I’m kicking back chillin’ out in me vegetable patch

When I’m not weeding then I just wanna relax
I’m kicking back chillin’ out with me vegetables

Heading down allotment working me vegetables
Inner city livin’ I can still be growin’ vegetable
Locally sourced, certified organic vegetables
I like to see how big they grow grow grow grow grow grow grow grow

Here come the slugs, they’re after me vegetables
Parakeets and pigeons they like pecking at me vegetables
Squirrels in particular like digging up me vegetables
I like to see how big they grow grow grow grow grow grow grow grow

When I’m not digging it I just wanna relax
I’m kicking back chillin’ out in me vegetable patch

When I’m not raking then I just wanna relax
I’m kicking back chillin’ out in me vegetable patch

When I’m not watering I just wanna relax
I’m kicking back chillin’ out in me vegetable patch

When I’m not weeding then I just wanna relax
I’m kicking back chillin’ out with me vegetables

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